Thank God someone finished the tag line! Now I know what the movie’s about.

Umm… I just saw a giant cannoli give birth to a bunch of baby cannoli!

To all the Mother’s on Mother’s Day. We bow down.

I got this close and they didn’t even give a shit. #ballers #ducks #centralpark #reservoir #springtimeinnewyork

kindafabulous:

Boston =

stamos:

RIP Lilly Pulitzer. Thanks for the patterns, prints, pineapples, and palm trees.

If my mom’s going to send me texts likes these, she’s just going to have to accept that I’ll be posting them.